8 Best Halloween Costumes for Stoners
Last Updated on Monday, 4 November 2013 12:49
Written by theglasshousetx
Wednesday, 23 October 2013 01:06
Halloween is almost here!! If you’re a stoner, you’re probably planning to wait until the very last minute to dig up a costume. That’s why we’ve come up with this handy dandy list of the eight best Halloween costumes for stoners. We’re sorry for the stereotype, but also not really sorry. You know it’s true.
8. Michael Phelps
Yeah, yeah. That’s so five years ago, right? WRONG. Michael Phelps will always be culturally relevant. Plus, how much easier could we make it? A speedo, some gold medals, and a bong. Done.
7. Nancy Botwin from Weeds
Female stoners, this one’s for you! Believe it or not, there actually is a way for you to celebrate Halloween while successfully toe-ing the line between sexy and clever. Weeds’ Mary Louise Parker is a hot mom who loses her husband and begins selling weed in her white bread community to provide for her kids. What’s not to love about that?
6. David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused…or anyone from Dazed and Confused
Most of the characters from Dazed and Confused were high during Dazed and Confused. Technically, you could be almost any character. But Matthew McConaughey’s character David Wooderson just begs for imitation. Make sure to quote him all night, preferably in the perviest possible voice. Alright, alright. Party on, brother.
5. Lady Gaga…as a joint
Another one for the ladies! This particular idea actually has layers of costume. Last year for Halloween, as several little monsters were dressing as their queen bee, Lady Gaga herself decided to be none other than “Princess High: the Cannabis Queen.” So, who’s our next Princess High?
4. Food. Any food. Pick a food.
Does this need an explanation? Stoners love food. Go as food and stoners will love you. Easy. Done.
3. Cheech and Chong
Couples costume!! Just kidding. But seriously, grab a buddy and grow out some freaky facial hair. Then all you need is worn denim, a bandana, and a hawaiian shirt. It doesn’t get a whole lot easier, and it also doesn’t get a whole lot more stoner.
2. Jay and Silent Bob
If you don’t like the Cheech and Chong idea, or if you don’t feel like growing out that huge of a mustache, Jay and Silent Bob are the next best stoner friends in the history of film. If you have an especially annoying friend, assign him to be Silent Bob and get him to stick to character. Also, what a great excuse to learn all the lyrics to the BERSERKER song!
1. His Dudeness. Duder. El Dudorino.
Maybe you didn’t like The Big Lebowski, but that’s just, like, your opinion, man.